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HAIRANIAN`s

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Hairan!! lawak sukan

pinky torres


2 in 1..haha


ooppss..sorry..terkentut..


alamak..seluar jatuh..=D


nah rasakan..den belajar kt WWE


cuba tgok btol2..sume cantik kn?except sorg..=D


den geram btol la..maen la btol2.!!


ehh..dia terbang la..aww!!..

everyone can play football ye..=D

fergie and wenger went for a date..=D
funny football pictures, funny football, funny football pics, funny football photos


CCTV behind screen

differences between Asian , White and Black

perception of a vandalism perpetrator 

coffee time..=D..playing while working is a good idea

now we have found the rapist..=D

a good teacher..!

Hairan!! nama baby terpelik


4real Superman Wheaton

4real Superman Wheaton was born in February 2008. The New Zealand court has taken issue with his name because numerals are not allowed in names. The parents, however, are debating this law. If they cannot name him 4real, they will make his name "Superman," officially, but friends and family will call him "4real." They were inspired when they saw the baby for the first time under the ultra-sound and discovered he was "for real!"[1]

GoldenPalaceDotCom Silverman

GoldenPalaceDotCom Silverman is a $15,000 name. The Internet casino GoldenPalace.com bought the name on eBay from expecting parents, and got more than it paid for in media attention. The branded baby was born in May, 2005. Actually, the little guy was not the first GoldenPalaceDotCom, a mother of five, Terri Illigan, sold her naming rights for $15,199, and changed her name to GoldenPalace.com, as well.[1]

Savior God Scientist Allah

Savior God Scientist Allah was the name of a 16-month old Michigan boy. Unfortunately, he died after falling from a seventh story window on April 20, 2006.[1]

Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen Zappa

Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen Zappa is the youngest child of Frank Zappa. Her siblings are Moon Unit Zappa, Dweezil Zappa and Ahmet Zappa. Apparently, she was screaming louder than any other baby in the nursery, and that's how she got the name "Diva." And I suppose "thin muffins" make you scream, too. [1]

Espn Malachi McCall

Espn Malachi McCall (pronounced "Espen"), born in August 2001, is the youngest of three children in the world known to be named ESPN. Like Espn Curiel in Corpus Christi, and Espn Blondeel in Michigan, McCall's parents are sports fans. His middle name means a biblical messenger of God, so they sometimes call him "the sports messenger." If they have another son, they will name him Fox Sports McCall.[1] y mama ween

Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K.

Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K., pronounced, "Your Highness," was born in February of 2003 to Evelyn and Kendall. This name is (in case you missed it) a reference to the illicit drug ketamine. [1]

Lleieusszuieusszesszes Willihiminizisteizzi Hurrizzissteizzi

Lleieusszuieusszesszes Willihiminizisteizzi Hurrizzissteizzi was a resident of Los Angeles; appears in Robert Ripley's second Believe It or Not! (1948).[1]

Dick Assman

Dick Assman is a Canadian service station owner. His name propelled him to international celebrity status in 1995, after David Letterman discovered him. On the show, Joe Namath declared himself an "Ass-maniac" and Tony Orlando performed a musical tribute. Afterwards, Assman received a number of contracts for commercial appearances, as well as many marriage proposals. Who doesn't want to be Mrs. Assman?[1]

Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116

Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 (pronounced Albin) was a name given to a child by the parents of a Swedish family, which they described as "a pregnant, expressionistic development that we see as an artistic creation." The name was rejected by a Swedish court and they were charged a fine. The child’s name was later changed to A (also pronounced Albin), but this too was rejected. On his first passport, the boy's name reads "Icke namngivet gossebarn," meaning "unnamed little boy."[1]

@

@ was the name that a Chinese couple attempted to give their child in August 2007. Li Yuming, the deputy chief of the State Language Commission, did not say if officials accepted the name. The Chinese, though familiar with the @ symbol, often use the English "at" to sound it out. With a drawn out "T" is sounds something like "ai ta," or "love him," in Mandarin. [1]

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Hairan!!photoshop`s going crazy

misscut..



ironing makes simple..


make an uneanding road



mess with yourself?



water everywhere..


house on fish..


coffee time..hehe


this is what we call break hands..


shadow has soul..





Hairan!! Justin Beanber on show!!

Friday, April 15, 2011

Hairan!!rahsia nombor

1 x 8 + 1 = 9

12 x 8 + 2 = 98

123 x 8 + 3 = 987

1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876

12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
...

123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654

1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543

12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432

123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11

12 x 9 + 3 = 111

123 x 9 + 4 = 1111

1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111

12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111

123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111

1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111

12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111

123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88

98 x 9 + 6 = 888

987 x 9 + 5 = 8888

9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888

98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888

987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888

9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888

98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Hebatkan?

Dan cuba lihat simetri ini:

1 x 1 = 1

11 x 11 = 121

111 x 111 = 12321

1111 x 1111 = 1234321

11111 x 11111 = 123454321

111111 x 111111 = 12345654321

1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321

11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321

111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321

Sekarang tengok ini

101%Dari sudut pandangan matematik :

Apakah ia sama dengan 100%?

Adakah ia bermaksud LEBIH dari 100%?

Kita selalu mendengar orang berkata dia beri lebih dari 100%?

Kita selalu dalam situasi di mana seseorang mahukan kita BERIKAN SEPENUHNYA 100%

Bagaimana nak MENCAPAI 101%?

Apakah nilai 100% dalam hidup?

Mungkin sedikit formula matematik di bawah boleh membantu mendapatkan jawapannya.

Jika:

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTU VWXYZ

Digambarkan sebagai:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Jika:

KERJA KERAS

11 + 5 + 18 + 10 + 1 + 11 + 5 + 18 + 19 + 1= 99%

H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

Dan:

Knowledge

11 +14 +15 +23 + 12 5 +4 +7 + 5 = 96%

Serta

SIKAP

19 + 9 + 11 + 1 + 16 + 4 + 9 + 18 + 9= 96%

Dalam Bahasa Inggeris;

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

Sikap diri atau attitude adalah yang utama untuk mencapai 100%. Jika kita bekerja keras sekalipun tetapi jika tiada attitude masih belum dapat 100% lagi.

Tapi

LOVE OF GOD

12 +15 +22 +5 +15 + 6 +7 +15 +4 = 101%

atau

SAYANG ALLAH

19 + 1 + 25 + 1 + 14 + 7 + 1 + 12 + 12 + 1 + 8 = 101%

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Hairan!! hilarious fact=D


It is impossible to lick your elbow. 


A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.


A shrimp's heart is in their head.


People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a milli-second.


In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich 
buried its head in the sand, or attempted to do so (apart from bones).


It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.


A pregnant goldfish is called a twit


Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetti Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas.


On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime.


More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.


Rats and horses can't vomit.


The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.


If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.


If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.


If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.


Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.


Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.


If the U.S. government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?


In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.


The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.


Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.


A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.


23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.


In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.


Most lipstick contains fish scales.


Cat's urine glows under a black-light.


 Like fingerprints,everyone's tongue print is different.


Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.



The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache

A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.

Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

Pearls melt in vinegar.

The three most valuable brand names on earth Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal." William Jefferson Clinton is the second..

And, the best for last.....Turtles can breathe through their butts.
  

Hairan!! fakta best


1.Tahukah anda apabila 350ml air yang diambil dari sinki dan kemudiannya dituangkan ke dalam cerek yang mengandungi 150ml air suling dan dibiarkan terdedah kepada nyalaan api bersuhu 100 darjah celcius akan menghasilkan satu cecair yang dinamakan air masak.
2. Percayakah anda yang air sirap merupakan salah satu bahan asas dalam pembinaan sebuah helikopter. Ini kerana kajian telah dibuat, seorang pembina helikopter memerlukan air sirap untuk menghilangkan keletihan semasa membuat helikopter, tanpa air sirap mungkin helikopter tersebut tidak dapat disiapkan.
3. Sebuah kereta yang dipandu selaju 220 km/j tidak akan dapat memotong kereta yang dipandu selaju 40 km/j sekiranya kereta-kereta tersebut dipandu dari arah yang bertentangan
4. Tahukah Anda dalam bahasa Inggeris dan ….Italy…., jurugambar dikenali sebagai paparazzi. Perkataan itu dipercayai diambil dari watak paparazzo dalam filem La Dolce Vita yang diterbitkan oleh Federico Fellini pada tahun 1960. Dalam bahasa
melayu pula, ayah kepada seorang budak yang bernama Razzi juga boleh dikenali dengan nama papa Razzi.
5. Tahukah Anda bendera negara Denmark telah dicipta 700 tahun lampau, menjadikan bendera paling lama digunakan di dunia lebih lama daripada penggunaan susu cap bendera.
6. Tahukah Anda magnet ialah sejenis logam yang juga digelar besi berani. Sebagaimana namanya magnet ialah besi yang berani menarik butir-butir besi lain kearahnya. Bagaimanapun orang yang diupah untuk menarik kereta bukanlah magnet.
7. Tahukah Anda cicak memutuskan ekornya apabila
diganggu. Apabila cicak menyedari yang dia diekori oleh sesuatu, ia akan memutuskan ekornya supaya benda itu tidak mengekorinya lagi atas alasan tanpa ekor sudah tentu ia tidak akan diekori lagi.
8. Tahukan anda bahawa seorang manusia normal tidak boleh menyentuh telinganya sendiri menggunakan siku.
9. Tahukah Anda burung dapat pulang ke sarangnya walaupun telah keluar kadangkala hingga beribu kilometer
daripada sarangnya tanpa sesat atau silap walaupun tanpa bantuan kompas. Ini kerana setiap sarang burung mempunyai alamatnya yang tersendiri sebenarnya.
10. Tahukah Anda bunyi perkataan lempeng dan tempeleng adalah hampir sama walaupun ia berbeza dari segi rupa bentuknya. Tapi, walaubagaimanapun orang yang kena tempeleng masih boleh memakan lempeng apabila dia berasa lapar.
11. Tahukah Anda gunung berapi yang berusia tiga ratus tahun disahkan masih aktif untuk meletup. Tapimengikut kajian ahli gunung, api elektrik di rumah kita tidak akan aktif jika tidak membayar bilnya selama tiga bulan.
12. Tahukah Anda orang yang tidak pernah kisah langsung tentang wang ringgit, pangkat, kedudukan dan harta dunia ialah Orang Utan.
13. Tahukah Anda ahli sains seluruh dunia bersepakat jika nasi ayam dimakan sewaktu lapar, perut kita
akan mengalami satu tindakbalas yang berupa kekenyangan. Nasi ayam juga boleh digunakan sebagai ubat untuk menggembirakan hati kita bila nasi ayam yang dimakan itu dibelanja oleh kawan kita.
14. Dan tahukah anda bahawa hampir kesemua pembaca post ini telah mencuba untuk menyentuh telinga menggunakan siku?
sumber: lawakjenaka.com

Hairan!! weird facts


  1. The Nobel Peace Prize medal depicts 3 naked men with their hands on each others shoulders.Verified
  2. Fortune cookies were actually invented in America, not China! Verified
  3. Of the 17k+ words Shakespeare used, over 1700 are recorded there for the first time. Verified
  4. During your lifetime, the average human will grow 591 miles of hair. Unverified But hair does grows about 6 inches per year and the average head has 100,000 hairs. Take an average lifespan of 80 years. 6 x 100,000 x 80 = 48,000,000. Unfortunately hair growth is not uniform through out your lifespan, I have yet to find a formula for this.
  5. The United States has more bagpipe bands than Scotland does. To be verified But would appear to be true since Scotland has a population of only 5,000,000, compared to the U.S. at 304,059,724
    10 percent of electricity in the US comes from "dismantled nuclear bombs, including Russian ones." Read More
  6. In the 1940s, the FCC assigned television's Channel 1 to mobile Services (two-way radios in taxicabs, for instance) but did not Pre-number the other channel assignments. That is why your TV set has channels 2 and up, but no channel 1. Verified
  7. The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments, in the United States. False But they are a National Monument.
  8. The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the fire engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and soon figured out how to walk up straight staircases. Verified
  9. On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year. To be verified
  10. A hurricane releases more energy in 10 minutes, than all the world's nuclear weapons combined. Verified
  11. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. Verified
  12. According to one study, 24% of homes with lawns have some sort of lawn ornament in their yard.
  13. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades - King David; Clubs - Alexander the Great;Hearts-Charlemagne and Diamonds - Julius Caesar. Verified
  14. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 Verified
  15. Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later. False Cannot be verified 100%
  16. The term "the whole 9 yards" came from WWII fighter pilots in the Pacific.When arming their airplanes on the ground, the .50 caliber machine gun ammo belts measured exactly 27 feet, before being loaded into the fuselage. If the pilots fired all their ammo at a target, it got "the whole 9 yards." Unverified 
  17. The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law that stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb. False
  18. The name Jeep came from the abbreviation used in the army for the General Purpose" vehicle, GP. False "GP" does not mean "General Purpose" it came from Ford production codes: G for government, and P for the 80-inch-wheelbase of the vehicle.
  19. The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.
  20. The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
  21. The chances of you dying on the way to get your lottery tickets is greater than your chances of winning.
  22. If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19.You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
  23. Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
  24. Statistically you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
  25. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than Left-handed people do.
  26. In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked every hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
  27. The average human body contains enough fat to make seven bars of soap.
  28. 10% of all woman registered for computer dating are teachers.
  29. 7 in 10 Americans have some kind of fear of the dark.
  30. More people have a phobia of frogs than rats.
  31. More people have a phobia of vomiting than death.
  32. The human brain only accounts for 2% of your body weight, but takes up more than 20% of your blood flow.
  33. The human brain holds between 1 and 7 terabytes (1 and 7 million megabytes) of data.
  34. Males sweat 40% more then females.
  35. "Men buy an average of 3.4 pairs of underwear in a year." Read More
  36. Testosterone in males decreases 10% every 10 years.
  37. Deep breathing gives you health benefits similar to aerobics. Read More
  38. Another name for putty root is "adam and eve".
  39. The monkey flower, looks like a monkeys face.
  40. The location of the Mars face on Mars matches the location of Stone Henge in England.
  41. Venus's day is longer then its year.
  42. The rotation of the Earth will eventually slow down to match the moon.
  43. President George W. Bush was once a cheerleader!
  44. The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad.
  45. Sound doesn't travel in space.
  46. The height of Mount Everest is 8.9 km (5.5 miles).
  47. The height of Mount Olympus on Mars is 25 km (15 miles).
  48. The diameter of the earth is 12 756 km (7 926 miles).
  49. The diameter of Jupiter is 152 800 km (88 700 miles).

Hairan!! haiwan pon mintak sedekah

tolong kami bantu kami anak anak yatim piatu...tolong~
anjing ngn kucing zaman skg pon dah pandai mintak sedekah..

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Hairan!!indahnya perkahwinan

Hairan!!keputusan yg menggembirakan semua pihak!

cer tgok bawah ni..!!sapa yg x happy dpt result cmni xtau la.."HAPPY" sesangat..grrr!!..HUHU!!..a lil bit emotional..sorry..hehe..

Dear Applicant,
Application ID
:
GLB_43838
Identity Card Number
:
930514-10-6461
Thank you for your time and interest in Khazanah Scholarship.

Kindly be informed that you’re not selected for this selection process of Khazanah Scholarship awards.

Thank you.

Regards,
Yayasan Khazanah

Monday, April 11, 2011

Hairan!!all men should use AXE..

Look at this..research have done by scientist..

and this..THEAXE EFFECT..

Hairan!! List soalan temuduga MARA


assalamualaikum dan selamat sejahtera..
14th April akan keluar result mara..hope my name will be shortlisted..amin~..
kt bawah ni merupakan semua soalan2 yg berjaya dikumpulkan oleh para alumni lps2..thanks to them..hope akan byk membantu those who are going to the interview including me..=D..the most important things are never lie and never `merapu'..=D..

LIST SOALAN TEMUDUGA MARA:

1)Tell me about yourself/Describe about yourself/hometown/family background/
Tell about your history./ What kind of person are u?/ What skills do you have?

2)Why Mara and not JPA?

3)Which country do you prefer to pursue your studies and why/ Which country
would you like to study?/ Which University??/ What is the advantage the place u choose?

4)Which country do you wanna go?Other than that??Why??/
Why do you want to go UK not US?/ Why do u choose UK instead of middle east?

5)Why do you want to be a doctor/pharmacist/engineer?/ Why are you becoming a doctor/
pharmacist, not an accountant or engineer?(tell alot of thing)

6)Tell me a little bit about nervous system?(a bit knowledge bio or che)

7)Why do you choose Medic/pharmacy?/Why medicine/pharmacy not accounting??/
Do you think medic/pharmacy is suitable for you?

8)Tell me briefly about medical/pharmacy.

9)Why UK/Ireland?

10)What field of medicine/pharmacy do you want to specialize in?/ Why you choose the
specialization???Tell a bit about your specialization u choose??

11)Why wouldn't you consider the option of studying in India or Indonesia??/ What if
we give you other countries?Will you accept??

12)Where would you see yourself in 10 years time?

13)Will you continue serving the goverment or open up your own clinic?/
Are you willing to work with government hospitals?

14)Should a doctor/pharmacist live a glamorous life?

15)If we were send you to Australia/ middle east would you accept??

16)Would you perform abortion?

17)Are you nervous?

18)Do you have boyfriend?( Don laugh, this is really experience from mara scholar..hahaa)

19)Do you listen to music?

20)What kind of music you prefer?

21)Who inspire you to become a doctor/pharmacist/ who encorage you?

22)As a Muslim, what can you do about this field?

23)What do you do in your spare time?/ What have you been doing at home?

24)Do you have any question for us..(must ask to show your interest for the scholarship)

25)How are you today?

26)What are u going to do upon compltetion of your study?

27)How can you contribute to MARA?

28)Tell us about some health issue.

29)What is your secret to success?

30)How does your friend describe you??

31)Why do you think you can be a good doctor/pharmacist??

32)Tell me about the program you have chosen(IB , A-lvel)

33)Sports?/ What sports are you active in??

34)How's your sibling??

35)Highest achievement?/ Tell us about your achievement and what u have done
in the past??

36)Describe what sort of person we are looking for in the candicate.

37)Where do you live??

38)How will you contribute to Bumiputra?

39)Who is your mom?dad?

40)Why should we give you the scholarship?/ Why do you think that you are more
special from other candicates so we should give you the scholarship?/Why you and
not other people?/ Why do u want this scholarship and why u are the right candicate
for it?

41)Anda seorang yang pemalas(Dia tnya BI sja bagi BM snang cket)

42)What is your weakness??/Apakah selling point anda/bad point(untuk bad point bagi
dlm konteks positive macam saya ni kurang sabar dalam mencari kejayaan ..say sanggup
korbankan byk masa demi capai2 cita)/What is your strength?

43)Medic/Pharmacy ni bukan bidang mudah.Anda kena study je.Korbankan masa lapang awak,
waktu bersosial awak dan sebagainya. What is your opinion?

44)Kenapa nak lanjutkan pelajaran di luar negara , tidak di dalam negara?

45)Sejarah MARA, Objektif, Pengerusi MARA,Pengarah MARA??

46)Apa pendapat anda tentang pelajar2 yg enggan pulang ke tanah air selepas tamat
belajar?

47)Whose is your role model??Why??

48)Tell me about your co-curicular activities.

49)Adakah wang itu penting.?

50)Apakah perbezaan schlarship MARA dgn JPA?

51)Tell me about qualities to be a doctor/pharmacist. Dou have the quality?

52)Is medical/pharmacy in ______ is better than other country?Why?

53)What is mission that u have set yourself? Your short and long term goals?

54)Why do u think u can achieve your mission with this scholarship?/Why did u choose
the scholarship to advace your mission.?

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